I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13884. | raaaaa (cra_z_ay) | 78.87 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 13885. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.87 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 13886. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 78.86 | 95.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 13887. | Minor149 (minor149) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 13888. | Flippette (flippercanoe163) | 78.86 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13889. | Joey (jmschrum) | 78.86 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13890. | HardestCoworkerEver (hardat... | 78.85 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13891. | Patrick (patbird) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 13892. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13893. | Young (youngson) | 78.85 | 92% | 2017-03-18 |
| 13894. | first name (reaellad2) | 78.84 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13895. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 78.84 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 13896. | Yul (toonguy) | 78.83 | 95% | 2025-04-27 |
| 13897. | indianman (speedpotion1415) | 78.83 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13898. | senhikunana (senhikunana) | 78.83 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13899. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.83 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 13900. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 78.82 | 100% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13901. | Miro (mirodemaro) | 78.82 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 13902. | Dang (cogi2996) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 13903. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 78.82 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 13904. | Hannah (bahher) | 78.82 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 13905. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 78.82 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 13906. | Jude (dukapa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 13907. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 78.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 13908. | Josh (jwal555) | 78.81 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 13909. | KH (gpx2ero) | 78.81 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 13910. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 78.80 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 13911. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 78.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13912. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13913. | Akim (akimzhan) | 78.79 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |