I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3455. | Benjamin (benisthebest21) | 112.98 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 3456. | Sam (jet993) | 112.95 | 98.8% | 2024-05-03 |
| 3457. | Loci (locipro) | 112.94 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3458. | incognito (in_cognito) | 112.93 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 3459. | Danny (flowburst) | 112.93 | 96.9% | 2024-06-22 |
| 3460. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 112.92 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 3461. | Reuben (reubensong) | 112.91 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 3462. | Ed (enormoused) | 112.91 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 3463. | twitch.tv/greenjacket10000l... | 112.91 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 3464. | A (kmos) | 112.90 | 99% | 2025-06-11 |
| 3465. | Luka (callugolf) | 112.90 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 3466. | N (na7thana) | 112.89 | 100% | 2017-04-22 |
| 3467. | Heinz (diedich) | 112.89 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3468. | Alex (atrubens) | 112.89 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3469. | Jen (abc_typer) | 112.89 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 3470. | πμ’ μ΄μ κΈ° ν¬λ€π... | 112.88 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 3471. | coffeesnake (coffeesnake) | 112.87 | 99% | 2025-06-06 |
| 3472. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 112.87 | 100% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3473. | Dan (danrosesax88) | 112.87 | 99% | 2018-08-13 |
| 3474. | seez (seez) | 112.87 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3475. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 112.87 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 3476. | Jewwy (jewwymuffin) | 112.85 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 3477. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 112.83 | 98.8% | 2024-07-07 |
| 3478. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 112.83 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 3479. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 112.83 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3480. | Bruno (armitageb) | 112.81 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3481. | Zale (zllee) | 112.81 | 98% | 2025-08-27 |
| 3482. | Bob (saintvtype) | 112.81 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 3483. | ellen (ellenz) | 112.81 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 3484. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 112.80 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |