As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15487. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 71.85 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15488. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 71.85 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 15489. | jacob (xxyeah10) | 71.84 | 90% | 2017-03-10 |
| 15490. | aman (amanrai2802) | 71.84 | 96.6% | 2023-07-23 |
| 15491. | Jeffrey (rhetoricalseal) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 15492. | call me hani (tsmal3rb) | 71.84 | 97.6% | 2024-04-22 |
| 15493. | hio_kio (hinx) | 71.84 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15494. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 71.83 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 15495. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 71.83 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 15496. | joanna (soltera) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15497. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 15498. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15499. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 15500. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 15501. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 15502. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 15503. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15504. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 15505. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 15506. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15507. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15508. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15509. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15510. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.80 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15511. | zr (zacr) | 71.79 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15512. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 71.79 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 15513. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15514. | Jax (jaxer) | 71.78 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 15515. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 71.78 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 15516. | A (ohyoturtles) | 71.78 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |