As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14832. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 71.86 | 97% | 2017-01-18 |
| 14833. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 71.85 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 14834. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 71.85 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14835. | Jeffrey (rhetoricalseal) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 14836. | call me hani (tsmal3rb) | 71.84 | 97.6% | 2024-04-22 |
| 14837. | aman (amanrai2802) | 71.84 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14838. | hio_kio (hinx) | 71.84 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 14839. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 71.83 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 14840. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 71.83 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 14841. | joanna (soltera) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14842. | zviad (zviad) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 14843. | Caleb (camostey) | 71.81 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14844. | Ethan (asianethan) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 14845. | Posty (postymaloney) | 71.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 14846. | Amit (abbabon) | 71.81 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 14847. | (you) (user_phil) | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 14848. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14849. | ros (heyokay1234) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14850. | bhanu (codingbegginer) | 71.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14851. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 14852. | Mytx (mythflashx) | 71.80 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14853. | Milkman (milkman1230) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14854. | Neel (neel131193) | 71.80 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 14855. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.80 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14856. | zr (zacr) | 71.79 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14857. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 71.79 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 14858. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 14859. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 71.78 | 94% | 2016-12-02 |
| 14860. | A (ohyoturtles) | 71.78 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 14861. | Jax (jaxer) | 71.78 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |