Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1392. | CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) | 87.44 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1393. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 87.43 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1394. | William (jitoyo) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 1395. | Fexo (fexer) | 87.40 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1396. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 87.39 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1397. | Reyque (reyquexd) | 87.37 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1398. | Dan (danomate) | 87.35 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1399. | fuhnoo (fuhnoo) | 87.32 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1400. | Genesis (buasch) | 87.32 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1401. | meep (meep1003) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1402. | pianoman (fudgecake6) | 87.32 | 99% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1403. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 87.30 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1404. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 87.29 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1405. | stupid (wtytwtyt) | 87.28 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1406. | pocus (p0cus) | 87.28 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1407. | Mikaela (mikaelaxrae) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1408. | Codi (codicollins) | 87.21 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1409. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 87.20 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1410. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 87.20 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1411. | One last time (ubershah) | 87.20 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1412. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 87.18 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1413. | Mark (markymarky05) | 87.17 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1414. | Peaky (x101) | 87.16 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 1415. | josh (jshg) | 87.12 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1416. | John (niu_) | 87.10 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1417. | Saad (memon2saad) | 87.08 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 1418. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 87.07 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1419. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1420. | gian (diggee) | 87.05 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1421. | Ilia (isilisi) | 87.04 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |