So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15366. | Dr. Moose (warnugget) | 76.00 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
| 15367. | Ajdin (ajdindtvc) | 76.00 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 15368. | hazmel (mesba7) | 76.00 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15369. | Tyrone (1shotmacro) | 76.00 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15370. | rota (rota22) | 76.00 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 15371. | grandies (grandies) | 76.00 | 86% | 2014-07-11 |
| 15372. | Edward (edsteezy) | 76.00 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
| 15373. | Rob (rob9) | 76.00 | 88% | 2015-04-23 |
| 15374. | Bajoras (aris354) | 75.99 | 91% | 2016-02-10 |
| 15375. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 75.99 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 15376. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 75.99 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 15377. | (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟâœ... | 75.99 | 93% | 2015-05-22 |
| 15378. | Farid (faridmusayev) | 75.99 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 15379. | mdlu (mdlu) | 75.99 | 89% | 2013-01-28 |
| 15380. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 75.99 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 15381. | keyslegit (keyslegit) | 75.99 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15382. | c0d3rs (codershaven) | 75.98 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 15383. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 75.98 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 15384. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 75.98 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 15385. | Man (smortman) | 75.98 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 15386. | Ricky (cosmocalypse) | 75.98 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 15387. | fallagrim (fallagrim) | 75.98 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15388. | Khosei (khosei) | 75.98 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15389. | Tri (trichy26) | 75.98 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
| 15390. | Matthew (therealmachach) | 75.97 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 15391. | Nick (mariomansp) | 75.97 | 92% | 2013-02-07 |
| 15392. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15393. | Bill (sunupsun) | 75.97 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 15394. | Babayou (babalo) | 75.97 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 15395. | Prajeet (prajeet) | 75.97 | 97% | 2015-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |