As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24925. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 47.44 | 93% | 2017-09-27 |
24926. | Boris (beerontype) | 47.44 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
24927. | Anders brosø (andersbro) | 47.43 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
24928. | Mudit (awesomenessmax) | 47.43 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
24929. | Justine Joseph (justine06) | 47.42 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
24930. | Cassius (cassius_vlok) | 47.42 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
24931. | Kavi (kavi2601) | 47.42 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
24932. | Borys (jehuda) | 47.42 | 85% | 2015-05-21 |
24933. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 47.42 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
24934. | s_kaneki (s_ghoul24) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
24935. | BEBROCHKA (bebrochka) | 47.41 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
24936. | Xcentrick (hardiksince1987) | 47.41 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
24937. | MNG (baatar123) | 47.41 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
24938. | ∞ (dylan_0) | 47.41 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
24939. | Saransh (saransh5) | 47.40 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
24940. | Valeria (valeriale) | 47.40 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
24941. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 47.39 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
24942. | (enqq) | 47.39 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
24943. | Sam (reason650) | 47.39 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
24944. | Evan (miyahammah) | 47.38 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
24945. | Ayman (i_man2k07) | 47.37 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
24946. | ashe (asherpa) | 47.37 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
24947. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 47.37 | 84% | 2017-03-27 |
24948. | MaddWorld (maddworld) | 47.36 | 85% | 2015-08-17 |
24949. | Luke (derp518) | 47.35 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
24950. | James (jimbo88) | 47.35 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
24951. | Kryptix (kryptix212) | 47.34 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
24952. | 𝕿𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖏 (tadejbb) | 47.34 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
24953. | nm (nmdf) | 47.34 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
24954. | Namoonia (sasti_chars) | 47.33 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |