I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9459. | Robert (lupovolk) | 87.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9460. | lich (placidusax) | 87.38 | 98% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9461. | tstats[altans] (altans) | 87.38 | 100% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9462. | Mac (327type) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9463. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 87.37 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9464. | Melvyn (melv012) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9465. | tony (tonyohaha) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9466. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 87.36 | 97.5% | 2024-03-07 |
| 9467. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.36 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9468. | Charlie (scrandhd) | 87.36 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 9469. | border (border_b) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 9470. | Phil (philanderadriaan) | 87.36 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 9471. | Durum (durumpitta) | 87.36 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 9472. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 87.36 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 9473. | Raúl (cazanova01) | 87.35 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9474. | Leo (leotwelve) | 87.35 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9475. | coder8080 (coder8080) | 87.34 | 97.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 9476. | loser6426 (loser6426) | 87.34 | 97% | 2024-07-13 |
| 9477. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 87.34 | 98.1% | 2024-01-02 |
| 9478. | Croii (croii) | 87.33 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9479. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 87.33 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9480. | Candelaria (sadtrash) | 87.32 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9481. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 87.32 | 97.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9482. | Dar (dar_dar) | 87.32 | 96.7% | 2023-12-27 |
| 9483. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 87.32 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9484. | mungo69 (mungo69) | 87.32 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9485. | David (nesor) | 87.31 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9486. | Ethan (significxnt) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9487. | salmi (salmitot) | 87.31 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 9488. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 87.31 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |