I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12088. | Figani (figani) | 81.32 | 100% | 2025-07-01 |
| 12089. | noob (that_snail) | 81.32 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 12090. | Steven (styledaddy) | 81.32 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 12091. | Roomie (lanruthless) | 81.32 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 12092. | Nils (nilslhx) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 12093. | Lalala (carpaccioditonno) | 81.31 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 12094. | Romig (romeritto) | 81.31 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 12095. | John Pork (cooliojohnpork) | 81.30 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12096. | jude (judepls) | 81.30 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 12097. | Piyush (lanslord11) | 81.30 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 12098. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 81.30 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 12099. | Banuraga (banuraga) | 81.30 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12100. | Sora (soralimit) | 81.30 | 92% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12101. | TheTypers (reducer) | 81.29 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12102. | Slow (nanashi159) | 81.29 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12103. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 81.29 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12104. | TheBlueArt (theblueart) | 81.28 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 12105. | coder8080 (coder8080) | 81.28 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 12106. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 81.28 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12107. | BleaKrytE (bleakryte) | 81.27 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12108. | Jimmy (jimmy_voe) | 81.27 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12109. | ALostKorean (alostkorean) | 81.27 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 12110. | Yoran (ouli) | 81.26 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12111. | stray (straymay) | 81.26 | 95.9% | 2024-09-30 |
| 12112. | مــØـــمــــوØ... | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12113. | GG2U (litewings) | 81.26 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 12114. | German (germopotter) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12115. | pat (teloi) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12116. | C (deft_hand) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 12117. | tstats[clob1414] (clob1414) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |