As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13578. | Win (win2397) | 74.66 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 13579. | Billy (billythekid01) | 74.66 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 13580. | Eesiaemir (eesiaemir) | 74.66 | 91% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13581. | Yo (azurewinter) | 74.66 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 13582. | pug (poug) | 74.65 | 97% | 2025-02-04 |
| 13583. | Sean (sean_0425) | 74.65 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13584. | Marko (k1zzi) | 74.65 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13585. | Korone (koroneinugami) | 74.65 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 13586. | henry (luckyhenry) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13587. | Sun (timaeous) | 74.64 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13588. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 74.64 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13589. | Tarso (noaxispe) | 74.64 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13590. | Andrew (degh) | 74.64 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 13591. | Juan (oduk) | 74.64 | 99% | 2017-04-11 |
| 13592. | Johan (keymaster10) | 74.63 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 13593. | David (klassmagicer17) | 74.63 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 13594. | Neve (neveliar) | 74.62 | 96.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 13595. | George (sellers1234) | 74.62 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 13596. | salem (salem_coder) | 74.62 | 94% | 2023-01-20 |
| 13597. | Anuj (coder05) | 74.62 | 92% | 2015-05-23 |
| 13598. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 74.61 | 94% | 2016-06-29 |
| 13599. | slimon (slimon110) | 74.61 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 13600. | Appel (appelboer) | 74.61 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 13601. | Himeko (woahhhhhhhhh) | 74.61 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13602. | hg (kimhg) | 74.61 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 13603. | murtaza (oneten) | 74.60 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
| 13604. | George (deadelectron) | 74.60 | 92% | 2015-12-11 |
| 13605. | Marijan (chevap) | 74.60 | 93% | 2016-09-07 |
| 13606. | Jams (jamyooes) | 74.59 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 13607. | TBUk (thebombuknow) | 74.59 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |