It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1798. | Ben (ichigoon) | 83.14 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1799. | lizardd (lizardd) | 83.13 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1800. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 83.11 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1801. | k (mc0sta) | 83.10 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 1802. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 83.09 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1803. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 83.09 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1804. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 83.08 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1805. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 83.08 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 1806. | naviman (naviman) | 83.08 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1807. | jivanf (jivan108) | 83.07 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1808. | Nick (donguslongus) | 83.07 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1809. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1810. | dude (udead1) | 83.05 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1811. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1812. | Anton (racketen) | 83.03 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1813. | Yong Da (yongda) | 83.02 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1814. | Owen (codeo) | 83.01 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1815. | Truvius (truvius) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1816. | tyven (tyvenx2) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1817. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 83.00 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1818. | Harry (hazman) | 83.00 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1819. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1820. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1821. | Leon (leon22) | 82.95 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1822. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.94 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1823. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 82.94 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1824. | Jace (cake_mixd) | 82.93 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1825. | Keenan (keenpeen) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1826. | Teegey (teegey) | 82.92 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 1827. | shaan (khem92) | 82.91 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |