Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4715. | Pias (piasroy) | 56.86 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4716. | AK_Rex (ak_rex) | 56.85 | 93% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4717. | Dennis (babooni) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4718. | krich (krich_types) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4719. | shaun (shaungood) | 56.83 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4720. | Captain (captaindangster) | 56.82 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4721. | Supab (home10120) | 56.82 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 4722. | Muddassir (imhusain101) | 56.80 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4723. | Rowan (spindlecreek) | 56.79 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4724. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 56.78 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4725. | Vawl (vawl) | 56.76 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4726. | Aditya (mitthrawnuruodo) | 56.75 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 4727. | em (emrivera) | 56.75 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4728. | Pankaj (singhpankaj079) | 56.74 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4729. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 56.73 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4730. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4731. | Val (codehacker707) | 56.67 | 93% | 2017-11-13 |
| 4732. | Stanley (stanster1247) | 56.67 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4733. | uchka (uchka0826) | 56.67 | 95% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4734. | Kushank (iamkushank) | 56.66 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4735. | BTC 100k$ soon (anagami) | 56.59 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4736. | Ethan (lightxethan) | 56.58 | 94% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4737. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 56.57 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 4738. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 56.57 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4739. | Natasha (natasha725) | 56.55 | 95% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4740. | A (apigeon) | 56.54 | 95% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4741. | Shift (shiftw) | 56.54 | 96% | 2018-08-18 |
| 4742. | Saiful (litonlion) | 56.53 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4743. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 56.52 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 4744. | Hung (mounthero) | 56.51 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |