Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1898. | Alezandra (redchaos217) | 56.88 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1899. | Marv (silentst0rm) | 56.85 | 93% | 2017-07-07 |
| 1900. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 56.85 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1901. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 56.85 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 1902. | Lord (angryburger) | 56.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1903. | Robert (selbor) | 56.81 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1904. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 56.81 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 1905. | mong (el_tecla) | 56.78 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1906. | Haziq (omegageeq) | 56.78 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1907. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 56.77 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1908. | NekokeN (hr47) | 56.77 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1909. | Ata (aajan) | 56.77 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1910. | Robert (rwschuster) | 56.76 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1911. | man (manboobus) | 56.75 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1912. | Allen (allenyin) | 56.73 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1913. | Drew (grishma17) | 56.72 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1914. | Val (codehacker707) | 56.69 | 93% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1915. | Alfred (tyzzix) | 56.65 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1916. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 56.62 | 94% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1917. | Dark (nazmul_7) | 56.62 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1918. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 56.59 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 1919. | SpeedDemon (thethunderlord7) | 56.59 | 94% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1920. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 56.57 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1921. | Howard (howien) | 56.56 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1922. | Ciara (suntrail) | 56.56 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 1923. | Pete (pete2015) | 56.55 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1924. | Kevin (gkpc) | 56.53 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1925. | Peter (rogerron) | 56.50 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1926. | mrT4ntr4 (scriptdaddy) | 56.47 | 95% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1927. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 56.45 | 94% | 2019-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |