I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1419. | (brenocfg) | 125.12 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1420. | A (fluffyx30037) | 125.10 | 99% | 2025-06-23 |
| 1421. | (greenleafy) | 125.10 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 1422. | 𝓙𝓪𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮... | 125.09 | 97% | 2026-02-13 |
| 1423. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 125.08 | 99% | 2025-12-30 |
| 1424. | (asuna_yuuki_titania) | 125.08 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1425. | 333 (alino) | 125.08 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1426. | (nonquitmugetsu) | 125.07 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 1427. | (esketit3020) | 125.07 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 1428. | (morganwu) | 125.07 | 99% | 2021-12-20 |
| 1429. | goofygoober269 (goofygoober... | 125.05 | 98% | 2025-07-24 |
| 1430. | occi (occi) | 125.04 | 99% | 2019-06-01 |
| 1431. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 125.02 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 1432. | Leaf attack (myleaf) | 125.02 | 99% | 2021-02-16 |
| 1433. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 125.01 | 98.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1434. | LA LUNA, LA BELLA LUNA (fee... | 125.00 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1435. | Val (codehacker707) | 124.98 | 99.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1436. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 124.98 | 96.8% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1437. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 124.95 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 1438. | coolfission (coolfission) | 124.93 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 1439. | (anita_p) | 124.93 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1440. | Austin (seagullible) | 124.87 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1441. | (minhhaivn) | 124.86 | 100% | 2025-03-07 |
| 1442. | (chillee) | 124.86 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1443. | (bevigilantheiscomingback) | 124.84 | 98.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1444. | Max (statutory) | 124.82 | 91% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1445. | (leenikkif) | 124.78 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 1446. | NOT_Esmael_Samir (3agwa_79) | 124.70 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 1447. | (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 124.68 | 99% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1448. | Lance (derpex) | 124.68 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |