I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5960. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 96.01 | 98% | 2013-03-22 |
| 5961. | CA66 (ksydry4) | 96.01 | 100% | 2020-01-27 |
| 5962. | kalle (kallebrimbor) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5963. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 96.01 | 100% | 2021-07-05 |
| 5964. | howard (mrcookie) | 96.00 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 5965. | gb (practicegb) | 96.00 | 98% | 2013-10-03 |
| 5966. | Melas (melas1) | 95.99 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5967. | Nico (nicotheo101) | 95.99 | 99.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5968. | Maik (mexxxoz) | 95.99 | 100% | 2013-08-07 |
| 5969. | . (xtypscer) | 95.99 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 5970. | FruityDawn (fruitydawn) | 95.98 | 96% | 2016-02-26 |
| 5971. | Paul (phoool) | 95.98 | 93% | 2013-02-13 |
| 5972. | Zakk (z_boi) | 95.97 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 5973. | buibuibui (buibuibui) | 95.97 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 5974. | Adrienne (addelilah) | 95.95 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 5975. | BV (brothervoid1) | 95.95 | 97% | 2014-12-16 |
| 5976. | tstats[wardenod17] (wardeno... | 95.94 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5977. | Aqua (aquasimp) | 95.94 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5978. | Val (codehacker707) | 95.94 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5979. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 95.94 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 5980. | Pumpkin (pumpkinduke) | 95.94 | 93% | 2015-06-26 |
| 5981. | AC (youwantmygochu) | 95.93 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 5982. | Michael (tridactyla) | 95.92 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 5983. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 95.92 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 5984. | Doak (irishmustang) | 95.92 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 5985. | topspin (topspinwu) | 95.91 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 5986. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5987. | skwan (skwan) | 95.90 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 5988. | 21337R (poptart128) | 95.90 | 100% | 2015-01-18 |
| 5989. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 95.89 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |