Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 536. | Hawkyra (hawkyra) | 104.96 | 96% | 2018-06-24 |
| 537. | Christopher (daicb23) | 104.94 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 538. | Hi (excetra) | 104.88 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 539. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 104.88 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 540. | . (xtypscer) | 104.85 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 541. | Hazel (arcetera) | 104.70 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 542. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 104.66 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 543. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 104.65 | 99% | 2020-03-18 |
| 544. | (onah) | 104.64 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 545. | hi (sobordinatex) | 104.63 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 546. | Roy (700volvo) | 104.61 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 547. | Ben (xbapple) | 104.57 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 548. | Alan (alany1) | 104.51 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 549. | Samantha (smm190) | 104.50 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
| 550. | Keanu (keanu72) | 104.47 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 551. | Finn (finnark) | 104.46 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 552. | S (codedeft) | 104.45 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
| 553. | Laki (lakiot) | 104.38 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 554. | mickey (c2sulli) | 104.34 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 555. | JasonS (schulgixxerman) | 104.34 | 100% | 2018-09-19 |
| 556. | rime (zeliboid8) | 104.32 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 557. | Eric (22eyamaguchi) | 104.31 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 558. | misticos (misticos_) | 104.30 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 559. | Tim (timbalo) | 104.25 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 560. | Anshul (cononcus) | 104.25 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 561. | rice (riceyrice) | 104.20 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 562. | Priest (priestmlh) | 104.17 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 563. | Sonny (sonnyblaze) | 104.16 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 564. | 獣耳尻尾 (kemomimishippo) | 104.15 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 565. | . (speedyant) | 104.14 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |