I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3601. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 109.38 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3602. | vsauce (varryberry) | 109.38 | 98.4% | 2024-04-15 |
| 3603. | dapiin (dapiin) | 109.38 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 3604. | ukimub (ukimub) | 109.37 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 3605. | aj (peanut2004) | 109.35 | 99.7% | 2023-12-10 |
| 3606. | Turbo (turbo3) | 109.34 | 97.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 3607. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 109.34 | 98.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 3608. | (palpha) | 109.31 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 3609. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 109.30 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 3610. | j (jbooster) | 109.30 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 3611. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 109.30 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3612. | (spireonthemoor) | 109.28 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 3613. | joel (jouel1234567) | 109.28 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3614. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 109.28 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3615. | Kappa (isulje22) | 109.27 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3616. | 🎈 (typing_badly) | 109.26 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3617. | S (codedeft) | 109.25 | 99.3% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3618. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 109.25 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 3619. | Chris (klyc) | 109.24 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 3620. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 109.24 | 96.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 3621. | matcha (matchamacchiato) | 109.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3622. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 109.24 | 97.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 3623. | Morris (h0nny) | 109.23 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3624. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 109.22 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 3625. | zev (zevvy) | 109.21 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3626. | DonQuick (donquick) | 109.21 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3627. | ehe (aeronsic) | 109.21 | 99% | 2025-10-05 |
| 3628. | sngr0x0 (jim_my) | 109.20 | 98.7% | 2024-07-19 |
| 3629. | Elle (lringor) | 109.19 | 99% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3630. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 109.19 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |