As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2246. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 110.76 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2247. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 110.75 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 2248. | america's deadliest god (he... | 110.75 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 2249. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 110.74 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2250. | Stef (stefinaustin) | 110.73 | 98.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2251. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 110.72 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 2252. | Jo (xxx_ace_xxx) | 110.71 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2253. | Yamajac (yamajac) | 110.71 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2254. | Brandon (kempy92) | 110.71 | 99% | 2019-09-19 |
| 2255. | 👻 (damoru) | 110.71 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 2256. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 110.71 | 99% | 2015-06-07 |
| 2257. | Larkin (larbob) | 110.71 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2258. | Bofa (koba1953) | 110.70 | 98.6% | 2024-07-19 |
| 2259. | Edward (xanthicml) | 110.70 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 2260. | froffyman2 (froffyman2) | 110.69 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 2261. | Stea (fracticals) | 110.68 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 2262. | Reuben (reubensong) | 110.67 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 2263. | S (codedeft) | 110.67 | 100% | 2022-12-16 |
| 2264. | Tom (timroddle) | 110.66 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2265. | Antonio (stazzo) | 110.65 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2266. | Anh (yayme12345) | 110.63 | 97% | 2015-11-20 |
| 2267. | Logic (logicop14) | 110.62 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2268. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 110.61 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2269. | Manfred (manfredxu99) | 110.61 | 86% | 2016-07-08 |
| 2270. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 110.61 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 2271. | Eric (ek81) | 110.61 | 99% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2272. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 110.60 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2273. | bob (helloskiz) | 110.59 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2274. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 110.59 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 2275. | Jeffrey (lolmanx) | 110.58 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |