And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17517. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 83.08 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 17518. | dropkickas (dropkickas) | 83.08 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 17519. | N (crazycalm007) | 83.08 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 17520. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 83.08 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 17521. | CutePlanty (cuteplanty) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 17522. | PJ (bacho86) | 83.07 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 17523. | pärskis (borje) | 83.07 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 17524. | seanghong (hongracer) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17525. | Colemak (gageduke) | 83.07 | 93% | 2014-01-07 |
| 17526. | CaptainO (toldfiel) | 83.06 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
| 17527. | guest_typist_new (guest_typ... | 83.06 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 17528. | power (mrpowerstudiesyt) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 17529. | Erik (erickano) | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 17530. | Thomas (stwiltz) | 83.06 | 96% | 2017-02-04 |
| 17531. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 83.06 | 92% | 2013-10-11 |
| 17532. | Muthu (muthus) | 83.06 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 17533. | WaterSlime (waterslime) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 17534. | nonquit (codecoffeecode) | 83.05 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 17535. | Toni (topityper) | 83.05 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 17536. | Oscar (hellway) | 83.05 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 17537. | Jyu Viole Grace (ryun) | 83.04 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 17538. | Osaji (osaji) | 83.04 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 17539. | Ankush (ank123) | 83.04 | 92% | 2015-02-01 |
| 17540. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 83.04 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| 17541. | Christopher (cder3) | 83.04 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 17542. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 83.03 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 17543. | Einari (elccu) | 83.03 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 17544. | Omar (infus3d) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 17545. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 83.03 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17546. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 83.03 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |