The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28887. | Vic (jvic) | 56.95 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 28888. | bonu satish babu (arsatishb... | 56.95 | 91% | 2012-10-17 |
| 28889. | Derp (bandchick101) | 56.95 | 87% | 2014-11-13 |
| 28890. | David (depc) | 56.94 | 94% | 2020-06-04 |
| 28891. | Vindr (temerawr) | 56.94 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 28892. | Ryan (dmoumo200) | 56.94 | 90% | 2016-06-27 |
| 28893. | Hain (crosstoon) | 56.94 | 93% | 2013-01-19 |
| 28894. | ashish (ashishroka) | 56.93 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 28895. | Theo (theomoss) | 56.93 | 86% | 2016-04-15 |
| 28896. | Karlo (karlo555) | 56.93 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 28897. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 56.93 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 28898. | Anoop (anoop1987) | 56.93 | 90% | 2014-11-15 |
| 28899. | Renato (renato01) | 56.92 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 28900. | Jakob (jaker8024) | 56.92 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 28901. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 56.92 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 28902. | Ernakh (ernakh) | 56.92 | 94% | 2014-11-01 |
| 28903. | Elliott (zajukai) | 56.91 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 28904. | Kirito (laksh_4uh) | 56.91 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 28905. | Alexander (codec4) | 56.91 | 94% | 2014-09-16 |
| 28906. | nitish (nitish_k008) | 56.91 | 97% | 2011-10-02 |
| 28907. | Shivam (shivam_143) | 56.90 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 28908. | kyle (kyle411) | 56.90 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 28909. | parin (parin) | 56.90 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 28910. | Qwerty (benpace) | 56.90 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 28911. | Bakhtiyar (bakhtiyar17) | 56.89 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 28912. | Jumpbean (jumpbean) | 56.89 | 91% | 2014-10-11 |
| 28913. | Ashuran (ashuran) | 56.89 | 97% | 2012-07-30 |
| 28914. | sonrisa (whato_o) | 56.89 | 86% | 2012-08-28 |
| 28915. | JUNED (juned) | 56.89 | 92% | 2011-10-11 |
| 28916. | nikelashi (nikelashi) | 56.88 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |