So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16975. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 73.15 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 16976. | N (nerdaler) | 73.15 | 87% | 2017-05-07 |
| 16977. | sam (zacti) | 73.15 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 16978. | Yin Hsiang (songlalala) | 73.15 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 16979. | Luis (pureza) | 73.15 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 16980. | Sam (bobketer) | 73.15 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 16981. | ja (jackluu611) | 73.14 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 16982. | Lorenzo (lorenzo99) | 73.14 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 16983. | Gordon (g1d30n) | 73.14 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16984. | Mi (kidkneebeansoup) | 73.14 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 16985. | this (taehyung_3012) | 73.14 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 16986. | Alex (biolife) | 73.14 | 89% | 2011-06-28 |
| 16987. | manidhar (manidhar) | 73.14 | 97% | 2014-05-28 |
| 16988. | cho (chcastr) | 73.14 | 91% | 2017-04-14 |
| 16989. | Bhushan (nicknamechunmun) | 73.14 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 16990. | Hammm (hammm) | 73.14 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 16991. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 73.13 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 16992. | schuunme (schawink) | 73.13 | 92.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16993. | Alexander (codec4) | 73.13 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 16994. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 73.13 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 16995. | mofo (s1utty123) | 73.13 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 16996. | hi (seasonxiv) | 73.13 | 90% | 2017-01-02 |
| 16997. | Kysan (kysan_) | 73.12 | 95% | 2022-08-12 |
| 16998. | Theo (tbohnen) | 73.12 | 94% | 2016-04-11 |
| 16999. | joflin (joflin) | 73.12 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 17000. | marcelos (meldels) | 73.12 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 17001. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 73.12 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 17002. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 73.11 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 17003. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 73.11 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17004. | pheng (sonita) | 73.11 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |