Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9601. | Phale (phalzor) | 86.88 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 9602. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 86.87 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 9603. | nila (nila) | 86.87 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 9604. | D-Man (cyferaczek) | 86.87 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 9605. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 86.86 | 96.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9606. | Brian (skipmasterb) | 86.86 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 9607. | Alex (atduffaut) | 86.86 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9608. | neno (nenobid428) | 86.86 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9609. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 86.86 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 9610. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 86.86 | 98% | 2016-03-02 |
| 9611. | Stewart (ruckover) | 86.86 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 9612. | Shivinder (shivindernarr) | 86.85 | 98% | 2011-09-24 |
| 9613. | Benjamin (tomentity) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9614. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 86.85 | 91% | 2012-11-25 |
| 9615. | Romil (aidag) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9616. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 86.85 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
| 9617. | Alec (wdeja) | 86.84 | 99% | 2014-09-10 |
| 9618. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 86.84 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 9619. | Sami (codebro) | 86.84 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 9620. | William (william_david) | 86.84 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 9621. | skandy (daskmn) | 86.84 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 9622. | Peanut (xaoraxon) | 86.84 | 95% | 2011-10-31 |
| 9623. | Tracie (masako) | 86.84 | 96% | 2012-04-18 |
| 9624. | Michael (brokenflame) | 86.83 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 9625. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 86.83 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9626. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.83 | 91% | 2015-11-05 |
| 9627. | bob (btangbang) | 86.83 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 9628. | Ryan (ryryt) | 86.83 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 9629. | pea (pbarakat) | 86.83 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9630. | Gumby (qwertygumby) | 86.83 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |