I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4883. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 106.00 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 4884. | accuracy (fghgk3478) | 105.99 | 96.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 4885. | ayc (ayc4444) | 105.98 | 98.3% | 2025-03-15 |
| 4886. | Aproop (aproop) | 105.98 | 99% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4887. | je398338 (je398338) | 105.98 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 4888. | road to130 wpm (husian323) | 105.97 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 4889. | Hamski (maythose) | 105.97 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4890. | Matthew (ar223) | 105.96 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4891. | Lyu (rmvplease) | 105.95 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 4892. | Julian (pizzajulian) | 105.95 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 4893. | Jia (jialak) | 105.95 | 99% | 2025-01-13 |
| 4894. | thong (thongish) | 105.94 | 98.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 4895. | krazy_kerby (ziweizhu) | 105.94 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 4896. | J FeelsGoodMan (afflict3d) | 105.93 | 99% | 2017-03-20 |
| 4897. | Steven (xuqc01) | 105.92 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 4898. | Jet (lightshade) | 105.92 | 98.8% | 2024-02-16 |
| 4899. | let_himCook (lethimcook) | 105.90 | 98.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 4900. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 105.90 | 98% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4901. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 105.90 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 4902. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 105.90 | 99% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4903. | sirfroglol (sirfroglol) | 105.89 | 99% | 2025-02-26 |
| 4904. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 105.89 | 99.4% | 2024-01-27 |
| 4905. | Artem (shadolproff) | 105.89 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4906. | Crappy (moarpractice) | 105.89 | 99% | 2024-01-21 |
| 4907. | Henry (hsm12) | 105.88 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 4908. | (ilikeponyz20) | 105.88 | 100% | 2024-02-10 |
| 4909. | Ita (ita17) | 105.88 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 4910. | Hipz (kahipz) | 105.88 | 92% | 2017-01-29 |
| 4911. | BUS (bus12) | 105.87 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4912. | afads (dafishh46) | 105.87 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |