When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7547. | 🎄 Aeon 🎄 Merry (aeoon) | 89.76 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 7548. | Sydney (liatrus) | 89.75 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 7549. | punit (thakelatyper) | 89.75 | 100% | 2021-12-12 |
| 7550. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 89.75 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 7551. | Reudy (reudy) | 89.74 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7552. | W (w_v_) | 89.74 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7553. | KEYGOD (trombaxter) | 89.74 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 7554. | Test Project 3 (turkishtyper) | 89.73 | 95% | 2025-12-19 |
| 7555. | tuesday (tuesday404) | 89.73 | 96.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 7556. | Wiggy (wiggywiggy) | 89.73 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7557. | Peter (peterkeder) | 89.73 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 7558. | Sauceinmyface (sauceinmyface) | 89.72 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 7559. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 89.71 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 7560. | Cicada (cicada3301) | 89.71 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 7561. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 89.70 | 99.7% | 2024-05-27 |
| 7562. | Miguel (steelers13) | 89.70 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 7563. | cod1r (cod1r) | 89.69 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 7564. | Omba (ombaomba) | 89.68 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 7565. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 89.68 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 7566. | getting slower (alwsgyy) | 89.67 | 98% | 2025-12-23 |
| 7567. | Amanda (amandaevola) | 89.67 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 7568. | Nik (niktrc) | 89.67 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 7569. | Leo (leotwelve) | 89.67 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7570. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 89.67 | 96% | 2017-06-12 |
| 7571. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 89.66 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7572. | Albert (bertikcertik) | 89.65 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 7573. | Ab (abdir) | 89.65 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 7574. | K (strongballs) | 89.65 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7575. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 89.65 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 7576. | Mr. (pokerface45) | 89.64 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |