Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6439. | creeperbine (creeperbine) | 43.66 | 93% | 2017-09-23 |
| 6440. | Vanessa (nesshayward) | 43.65 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 6441. | Danko (danko_a) | 43.64 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 6442. | taq (thaque58) | 43.64 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6443. | cooney (cooneywalker) | 43.50 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 6444. | Amin (ninjutsoo) | 43.46 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 6445. | Raladin (raladin) | 43.44 | 93% | 2019-02-15 |
| 6446. | Temirbek (temirbek) | 43.44 | 95% | 2017-12-05 |
| 6447. | Dinnu (dinn) | 43.44 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 6448. | ᴛ ʀ ᴀ s ʜ (chunkerino) | 43.38 | 92% | 2018-01-18 |
| 6449. | Floody (flooody) | 43.30 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 6450. | rideler (rideler) | 43.29 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 6451. | Justice (forlorn_guy) | 43.27 | 94% | 2018-12-09 |
| 6452. | Pranav (pranavmurray) | 43.22 | 93% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6453. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 43.21 | 90% | 2020-10-31 |
| 6454. | Art (artkhl) | 43.19 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 6455. | Suvidhi (coco_coco) | 43.14 | 94% | 2017-08-11 |
| 6456. | Eqladios (ehab_ahab) | 43.07 | 93% | 2020-10-09 |
| 6457. | Alexis (braveghost) | 43.02 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 6458. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 43.01 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 6459. | Amruuuu (rusora) | 43.00 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6460. | Sander (s4ndert) | 42.95 | 95% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6461. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 42.93 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 6462. | Hank (hankcheng) | 42.89 | 94% | 2020-05-19 |
| 6463. | Abdalla (absent_beda) | 42.88 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 6464. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 42.88 | 95% | 2017-08-08 |
| 6465. | Sumit (sumitgrabs) | 42.88 | 94% | 2018-08-24 |
| 6466. | Cesar (cees) | 42.87 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6467. | haugust (haugust) | 42.86 | 93% | 2020-03-22 |
| 6468. | [REDACTED} (peacefrogs_inc) | 42.82 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |