As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5207. | Gil (gilga) | 96.93 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 5208. | jacob (nalyly) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5209. | Eric (sivade) | 96.91 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5210. | Shunrai (shunrai1110) | 96.91 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 5211. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 96.91 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5212. | Richard (rockpile) | 96.91 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 5213. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 96.90 | 99% | 2025-03-15 |
| 5214. | Linn (limetreeday) | 96.89 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 5215. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 96.88 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 5216. | Scythe (scythe2658) | 96.88 | 99.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5217. | chowder (elitechowder) | 96.88 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 5218. | Danny (lolikon) | 96.87 | 96% | 2016-10-31 |
| 5219. | David (wdnch) | 96.87 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5220. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 96.87 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 5221. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5222. | Luke (lukeeff) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5223. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 96.85 | 96.8% | 2023-11-09 |
| 5224. | Justin (firepwner) | 96.85 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 5225. | David (cmagic_f) | 96.85 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 5226. | andrea (andylea1995) | 96.84 | 100% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5227. | Kevin (kevinsodium) | 96.84 | 87% | 2016-02-24 |
| 5228. | stepoffthegas (stepoffthegas) | 96.84 | 97.4% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5229. | Kevin 👻 (kcj55575) | 96.83 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 5230. | JO (johowjo) | 96.83 | 97.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 5231. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 96.83 | 99.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 5232. | Doug (thegenericgeek) | 96.83 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 5233. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 96.83 | 99% | 2018-07-29 |
| 5234. | Amir (chike1) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 5235. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 96.81 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 5236. | Susan (pfpigs) | 96.81 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |