I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4316. | 312211 (312211) | 108.65 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 4317. | Zi How (pohzipohzi) | 108.64 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4318. | Viv (purrlearose) | 108.62 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 4319. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 108.62 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 4320. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 108.61 | 97.7% | 2024-07-26 |
| 4321. | Vincent (friedporkbuns) | 108.60 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4322. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 108.59 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4323. | kalski (kalski) | 108.58 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4324. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 108.58 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 4325. | hakan (haakn) | 108.57 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 4326. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 108.57 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 4327. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 108.57 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4328. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 108.56 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 4329. | The (the_typing_train) | 108.55 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 4330. | Isaac (newtion) | 108.55 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4331. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 108.54 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4332. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 108.53 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4333. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 108.53 | 98.3% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4334. | Nam (nam_viet) | 108.53 | 100% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4335. | cluwei (cluwei) | 108.53 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4336. | Release from the pain (abod... | 108.52 | 98.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4337. | B (bbred99) | 108.51 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4338. | Baard (baard) | 108.51 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4339. | (spireonthemoor) | 108.50 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 4340. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 108.50 | 98.8% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4341. | Mike (miketdn) | 108.50 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4342. | omar (wizard24h) | 108.50 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 4343. | Miles (hauskaz) | 108.49 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4344. | natalie (nnathangames) | 108.47 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4345. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 108.46 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |