As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1194. | large (largev) | 120.98 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
1195. | victor (swegboi) | 120.97 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
1196. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 120.97 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
1197. | Charles (charlesduran27) | 120.97 | 100% | 2021-12-22 |
1198. | trash (rnptor) | 120.96 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
1199. | Evelyn (evelynbryn) | 120.95 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
1200. | Jee Hoon (grovyle) | 120.94 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
1201. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 120.93 | 98% | 2024-01-17 |
1202. | Ishaan (linger1109) | 120.92 | 97.2% | 2024-10-06 |
1203. | 快點! (shardfall) | 120.91 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
1204. | . (fuxiii) | 120.91 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
1205. | Jashe (jasherak) | 120.90 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
1206. | Brux (bruxsc) | 120.89 | 97.8% | 2024-02-27 |
1207. | joeysavage (joeysavage) | 120.88 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
1208. | frank (ftguo) | 120.87 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
1209. | ∞ (aragovidal) | 120.82 | 96% | 2015-04-05 |
1210. | retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... | 120.78 | 97.5% | 2023-12-02 |
1211. | Felya (felya) | 120.75 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1212. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 120.72 | 98.2% | 2025-01-30 |
1213. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 120.69 | 98.6% | 2024-04-30 |
1214. | Joel (joel6677) | 120.67 | 98.6% | 2025-04-15 |
1215. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 120.66 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
1216. | Bri (b_marli) | 120.66 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
1217. | Bob (blooperboy) | 120.66 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
1218. | ren (bokuno) | 120.66 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
1219. | Aria7 (quitsallraces) | 120.65 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
1220. | Erick (pods1) | 120.65 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
1221. | mapjavascript:void(0) (newf... | 120.64 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
1222. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 120.63 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
1223. | Jax (jax00) | 120.63 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |