The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6310. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 110.37 | 99% | 2018-10-03 |
| 6311. | Methan (camoka5) | 110.37 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
| 6312. | Tony (tonylepatata) | 110.36 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 6313. | asdf (shrug) | 110.36 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 6314. | David (wongtongeaters) | 110.35 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 6315. | yjhuoh (yjhuoh) | 110.35 | 90% | 2011-06-10 |
| 6316. | أُمنية (omnitypewriter) | 110.34 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6317. | alex (notnotokay) | 110.34 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 6318. | Vince (vinceqwerty) | 110.34 | 96% | 2012-02-24 |
| 6319. | Johnny (quizzt) | 110.33 | 99% | 2013-03-30 |
| 6320. | Alon (daycolor) | 110.33 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 6321. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 110.33 | 96% | 2013-05-10 |
| 6322. | sam (samchez) | 110.33 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 6323. | Anna (chrysaeta) | 110.33 | 91% | 2012-09-13 |
| 6324. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 110.33 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 6325. | alex (alexmercer2) | 110.33 | 97% | 2015-03-17 |
| 6326. | Dan (udmauler) | 110.32 | 93% | 2016-07-09 |
| 6327. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 110.32 | 100% | 2016-01-28 |
| 6328. | snader (mrsnader) | 110.32 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 6329. | Viktor (wowtardified) | 110.32 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 6330. | Michael (ep_rock) | 110.32 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6331. | Cloud (cloudfilth) | 110.32 | 97% | 2011-09-29 |
| 6332. | moghz (mogh) | 110.31 | 99% | 2014-10-15 |
| 6333. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 110.31 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 6334. | Anthony (petruccius) | 110.31 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
| 6335. | Matt (ferrarifingerz) | 110.30 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 6336. | James (jamesmcf) | 110.30 | 89% | 2015-07-17 |
| 6337. | ICON (_icon_) | 110.29 | 97.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 6338. | The quick (ersamson) | 110.29 | 98% | 2013-01-14 |
| 6339. | Jax (xxjaxxx) | 110.29 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |