The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10593. | Sebastian (fritani) | 45.87 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 10594. | Felipe (dudemanfelipe) | 45.87 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 10595. | ThnksFrThChzWhz (thnksfrthc... | 45.86 | 96.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10596. | vvv (vaa1881) | 45.86 | 94% | 2011-12-29 |
| 10597. | ruby (rubz) | 45.86 | 93% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10598. | Igor (nyarlath) | 45.86 | 94% | 2014-01-02 |
| 10599. | Ryan (barnes12) | 45.85 | 92% | 2021-12-16 |
| 10600. | Applecrumble (newcolemak_dh) | 45.85 | 92% | 2023-08-03 |
| 10601. | puspendra_09 (puspendra_09) | 45.85 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 10602. | Mihran (mihran) | 45.85 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 10603. | Hatcher (ngutchess) | 45.84 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10604. | kokos (kokosxd) | 45.84 | 95% | 2020-01-05 |
| 10605. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 45.84 | 90% | 2013-01-25 |
| 10606. | Sammie (sammie2014) | 45.84 | 91% | 2014-01-11 |
| 10607. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 45.84 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 10608. | Das (dastony1311) | 45.84 | 88% | 2016-01-28 |
| 10609. | Avijit (avi3777) | 45.83 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
| 10610. | Bohdan (stromz1) | 45.83 | 93.6% | 2023-05-18 |
| 10611. | Jebaited (raizzel) | 45.83 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10612. | Kamal Jeet (kamalsingh) | 45.83 | 93% | 2014-08-12 |
| 10613. | Malik (malik0) | 45.83 | 92% | 2013-02-17 |
| 10614. | Elanie (cloud) | 45.83 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 10615. | Krysrian (hagi) | 45.82 | 91% | 2014-04-24 |
| 10616. | Alim (agropop) | 45.82 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10617. | Dyotak (dyotakt) | 45.82 | 91% | 2011-12-20 |
| 10618. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 45.82 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 10619. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 45.82 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 10620. | thao (ongchum_hanu) | 45.82 | 90% | 2012-06-25 |
| 10621. | Armen (chuk) | 45.82 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 10622. | audrey (audreyhepburn) | 45.82 | 93% | 2014-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |