The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12644. | Alan (erical77) | 84.22 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12645. | nyet (slickman) | 84.22 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 12646. | Emily (sixseater) | 84.22 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 12647. | Brandon (solasce) | 84.22 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12648. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.21 | 97.5% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12649. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 84.21 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12650. | keke (hpchco) | 84.21 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 12651. | torquemaster (bogdipufosu) | 84.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12652. | memo (memost) | 84.21 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12653. | Augusto (augustobid) | 84.21 | 95% | 2015-06-20 |
| 12654. | Shedo (shedosurashu) | 84.21 | 98% | 2011-12-23 |
| 12655. | Timothée (shafounet) | 84.21 | 94% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12656. | Trav (travm) | 84.21 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 12657. | Shane (shane92187) | 84.21 | 94% | 2012-06-09 |
| 12658. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 84.21 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 12659. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 84.21 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 12660. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 84.20 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12661. | Shai (shaichon) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12662. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 84.20 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 12663. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 84.20 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12664. | Deadshot (deadshot) | 84.19 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 12665. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 84.19 | 96.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12666. | A (kmos) | 84.19 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12667. | EdJr (edjr) | 84.19 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 12668. | Ritesh (riteshchat) | 84.19 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 12669. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 84.19 | 93% | 2011-07-16 |
| 12670. | Žan (fastap) | 84.19 | 96% | 2017-04-16 |
| 12671. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 12672. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12673. | Myleesia (myleesia) | 84.18 | 98.1% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |