As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8161. | Edwin (nightseas) | 88.12 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 8162. | aj (peanut2004) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8163. | Do (quannnnn) | 88.12 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 8164. | CN (charismanguyen) | 88.11 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 8165. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.11 | 95.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8166. | Jonathan (jonathan081) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8167. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 88.11 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 8168. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8169. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 88.11 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8170. | Whitney (hollythorn) | 88.10 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8171. | Warren (warrudd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8172. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8173. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 8174. | Camerron (camerron) | 88.09 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8175. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.09 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 8176. | Anthony (burner17) | 88.09 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8177. | person (bulimia) | 88.08 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 8178. | Chris (clibonati) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 8179. | ahujet (ahujet) | 88.07 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 8180. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 88.07 | 97% | 2024-02-23 |
| 8181. | Leandro (darklbp) | 88.07 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 8182. | Tomasz (elpero) | 88.07 | 99% | 2017-04-04 |
| 8183. | Ducati (duca) | 88.06 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8184. | Pops (pops_1233) | 88.06 | 97.6% | 2023-11-16 |
| 8185. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 88.06 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8186. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 88.06 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8187. | Spark (sparkdedog) | 88.06 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8188. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 88.06 | 96% | 2015-10-03 |
| 8189. | Fh58k (fh58k) | 88.05 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8190. | Samantha (samheartnutella) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |