So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13870. | shallot (shallot) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13871. | Tim (tim28) | 78.47 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 13872. | K1erz (k13rz) | 78.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 13873. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 78.47 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13874. | r (arcy) | 78.47 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
| 13875. | James (fastfasterfastest) | 78.47 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13876. | Ze (taludon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13877. | Henry (henzee) | 78.47 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 13878. | Luthriel (luthriel) | 78.47 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13879. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13880. | Arjun (arjun_0004) | 78.47 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13881. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 13882. | Willey (shadowheart123) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 13883. | _ (gglean) | 78.46 | 99.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13884. | Alan (alal22) | 78.46 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 13885. | yugo (kecman) | 78.46 | 89% | 2012-07-26 |
| 13886. | Chris (clibonati) | 78.45 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13887. | harles (harles) | 78.45 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 13888. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 78.45 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13889. | pea (pbarakat) | 78.45 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 13890. | type (typegod1123) | 78.44 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 13891. | Nat (ngg4) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 13892. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 78.44 | 95% | 2015-02-03 |
| 13893. | PBH (pbh19950) | 78.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 13894. | Colton (ratiugo) | 78.43 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 13895. | Alexander (rodion) | 78.43 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
| 13896. | chiru (phenggot200darken) | 78.43 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 13897. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 78.43 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
| 13898. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 78.43 | 100% | 2016-07-08 |
| 13899. | Aleem Arshad (alley136) | 78.43 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |