So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25454. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 60.15 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 25455. | im bored (googooalp) | 60.15 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 25456. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 60.15 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
| 25457. | ccu (cuhlig) | 60.14 | 96.6% | 2023-07-11 |
| 25458. | Anthony (chapanya1) | 60.14 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 25459. | Garubles (themoistseacow) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 25460. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 60.14 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25461. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25462. | thmd (thmd) | 60.13 | 94% | 2023-09-24 |
| 25463. | kekw (propann) | 60.13 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 25464. | Thor (thorern00) | 60.13 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 25465. | morne (morneode) | 60.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 25466. | Carlo (carlofernandez) | 60.13 | 95% | 2022-07-02 |
| 25467. | mrv (mrv0301) | 60.13 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 25468. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 60.13 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 25469. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 60.13 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 25470. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 60.12 | 97% | 2016-01-31 |
| 25471. | Dreamside (dreamside0010) | 60.12 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 25472. | Cheez (cheez78) | 60.12 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
| 25473. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 60.12 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 25474. | z (zthien) | 60.12 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 25475. | cley (cley) | 60.12 | 93% | 2012-11-28 |
| 25476. | miniowl (miniowl) | 60.12 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 25477. | Mica (paperciip) | 60.12 | 95% | 2012-08-27 |
| 25478. | Yorrick (yorrick) | 60.12 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 25479. | Wajeeh (wajeeh) | 60.12 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 25480. | Hau (jackie1997) | 60.12 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 25481. | Peter (peteralli) | 60.11 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 25482. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 60.11 | 91% | 2021-05-07 |
| 25483. | tooslow (multitrackdrifting) | 60.11 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |