See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5733. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 95.75 | 98.1% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5734. | ok (yell0w_banana) | 95.75 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 5735. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 95.75 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5736. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 95.75 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5737. | zen (zen181) | 95.74 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5738. | alex (alexaesopos) | 95.73 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5739. | kamea (kamea) | 95.73 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5740. | Like Like (like_like) | 95.73 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5741. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 95.73 | 96.6% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5742. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 95.72 | 99% | 2019-12-18 |
| 5743. | Turbo (turbo3) | 95.71 | 96.3% | 2024-11-15 |
| 5744. | Eric (heeric) | 95.71 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5745. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 95.71 | 97.3% | 2024-01-06 |
| 5746. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 95.71 | 100% | 2022-09-27 |
| 5747. | costin (acostin643) | 95.71 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5748. | James (jamzrob) | 95.70 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5749. | Zeb (cleavecamael) | 95.69 | 98% | 2024-09-09 |
| 5750. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 95.69 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 5751. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 95.69 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| 5752. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 95.69 | 98.1% | 2025-03-28 |
| 5753. | KiNgPeA (kingpea) | 95.68 | 96% | 2024-11-16 |
| 5754. | Ring Groves (ringrvs) | 95.68 | 100% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5755. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 95.68 | 96% | 2025-06-26 |
| 5756. | Kareem (kk55) | 95.67 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5757. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 95.67 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 5758. | Eshan (e_khan) | 95.66 | 99% | 2024-06-01 |
| 5759. | franco (ocnderf) | 95.66 | 100% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5760. | Jaydexoxo (jaydexoxo) | 95.66 | 97.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5761. | SwordOfSeals (swordofseals) | 95.66 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5762. | Alisa (velvetcake) | 95.66 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |