I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1631. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 91.37 | 96.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 1632. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 91.37 | 96.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 1633. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 91.34 | 95.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1634. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 91.33 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1635. | Data (datainferno) | 91.33 | 95.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1636. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 91.32 | 96.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1637. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.32 | 99.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1638. | Griffin (girfster) | 91.32 | 96.9% | 2023-12-11 |
| 1639. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 91.31 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1640. | aj (peanut2004) | 91.31 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1641. | Key (malformant) | 91.30 | 97.6% | 2024-01-09 |
| 1642. | Havn (havn) | 91.29 | 96% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1643. | Ved (ved_is_best) | 91.29 | 93.8% | 2024-03-08 |
| 1644. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 91.28 | 96.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1645. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1646. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 91.22 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1647. | Clay (clay256) | 91.21 | 96.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1648. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 91.21 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 1649. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 91.21 | 97.7% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1650. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 91.20 | 98.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1651. | Michael (mchang227) | 91.19 | 98.6% | 2023-05-18 |
| 1652. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1653. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.16 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1654. | Order (orderadchaos) | 91.14 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1655. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 91.13 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1656. | Antony (cony77777) | 91.11 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1657. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 91.11 | 95.3% | 2023-07-09 |
| 1658. | keverton (kevdurance) | 91.10 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1659. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 91.10 | 96.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1660. | Megan (siamesee) | 91.09 | 96.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |