So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33583. | Stas (henzytv) | 45.73 | 92% | 2013-03-20 |
| 33584. | Tiera (tiera) | 45.73 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 33585. | lilaki (lilaki) | 45.73 | 94% | 2013-01-29 |
| 33586. | Akhil (akhillasrado) | 45.73 | 91% | 2013-08-06 |
| 33587. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 45.72 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 33588. | Feng-Mao (ralf217) | 45.72 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 33589. | cracker (nautiiankit) | 45.72 | 94% | 2014-01-03 |
| 33590. | Samuel (vallan029) | 45.71 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 33591. | al_saher (al_saher) | 45.71 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 33592. | Bot_Racer 52 (kumararun) | 45.71 | 90% | 2015-11-13 |
| 33593. | Ilkq (ilkq) | 45.71 | 91% | 2012-12-20 |
| 33594. | Always working (varunguptas) | 45.70 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 33595. | Sriram (ram7909) | 45.70 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 33596. | rohil (rohildatt) | 45.70 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 33597. | papon (papon_) | 45.70 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 33598. | Reza (rezabidar) | 45.69 | 91% | 2015-01-31 |
| 33599. | George (xgmastergx) | 45.68 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 33600. | sho (shoshosho1) | 45.68 | 94% | 2022-12-24 |
| 33601. | shorty (shortygiant) | 45.68 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
| 33602. | Adrian (classsickkwl) | 45.68 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33603. | Philip (philipmein) | 45.68 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 33604. | Rose (dragonchaser97) | 45.68 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 33605. | REY (rey_doss12) | 45.67 | 92% | 2023-05-29 |
| 33606. | Nakita (caramiel16) | 45.67 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 33607. | Aashir (blonded14) | 45.66 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 33608. | Damian (bamian_0o) | 45.66 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 33609. | cj (frfrstopcappin) | 45.66 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
| 33610. | 🦈 (crackwhorf) | 45.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 33611. | Zoro (vhadislav) | 45.66 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33612. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 45.66 | 94% | 2019-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |