Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4135. | Aaron (newbie1324) | 62.24 | 94% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4136. | Austin (illumi97) | 62.23 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4137. | My (z0rtzp1zku) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4138. | Anh-Tuan (tuanbka2z) | 62.22 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4139. | John (veption) | 62.22 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4140. | Jaimie (kishorer0ck) | 62.17 | 93% | 2020-06-26 |
| 4141. | Elo (eloh) | 62.17 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4142. | R (alerd) | 62.17 | 99% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4143. | Colin (butterflyenthusiast) | 62.15 | 94% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4144. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 62.15 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4145. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 62.14 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4146. | Jake (jr3224) | 62.14 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 4147. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 62.13 | 94% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4148. | Ash (aprime) | 62.13 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4149. | Marben (skidl0ck_kazaf) | 62.11 | 94% | 2020-06-08 |
| 4150. | fighting (fightingdesire) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4151. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4152. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 62.10 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 4153. | Heng (watercloset) | 62.09 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4154. | Srikar (sr1k3r) | 62.09 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 4155. | Martin (ightbet) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4156. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 62.07 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4157. | Peter (rogerron) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
| 4158. | i can't be asked (perfectio... | 62.06 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4159. | Zezimoz (zezimoz) | 62.06 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4160. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4161. | Chanpreet (omaewa_mou_shind... | 62.05 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4162. | Aidan (aidman) | 62.05 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4163. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 62.04 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4164. | stav (stavhagever) | 62.04 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |