Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4148. | dani (danisirico) | 67.60 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 4149. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 67.60 | 96% | 2017-11-09 |
| 4150. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 67.59 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4151. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4152. | Dim (jimmylei) | 67.59 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 4153. | Kylen (sejlki) | 67.58 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 4154. | NO (orsabocolemak) | 67.58 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 4155. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 67.57 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4156. | Segar (segarsari) | 67.56 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4157. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 67.56 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4158. | GoldenLemur (impfire) | 67.56 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 4159. | Bogdan (ein_windir) | 67.55 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 4160. | k (mkoo) | 67.55 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4161. | Viet (vietbui99) | 67.55 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 4162. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 67.55 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 4163. | tipper (tipperjones) | 67.55 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4164. | Stephen (phen94) | 67.53 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4165. | Paul (backtopyramidone) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 4166. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 67.53 | 94% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4167. | Dara (daraseam) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 4168. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 67.53 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4169. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 67.53 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4170. | Kale (kalegfzn) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 4171. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 67.51 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 4172. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 67.50 | 96% | 2017-08-15 |
| 4173. | evan (zhouyifan0904) | 67.50 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4174. | Jonas (david_konka) | 67.49 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4175. | Elias (9elias) | 67.48 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4176. | Jacob (sensativj) | 67.48 | 94% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4177. | Ulises (umoreno) | 67.47 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |