Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3566. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 63.95 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3567. | Adam (adamr510) | 63.95 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3568. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 63.93 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3569. | Bae (baenimbae12) | 63.91 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3570. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 63.86 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 3571. | Jason (stealthythinking) | 63.85 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3572. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 63.83 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 3573. | T (omega5002) | 63.82 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3574. | Hero (zelvvz) | 63.82 | 95% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3575. | Master (trikoi00) | 63.79 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3576. | kiddo (cringeworthykiddo) | 63.79 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 3577. | Vteawt (vteawt) | 63.79 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 3578. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 63.78 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3579. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 63.77 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3580. | Duong (duongvalo) | 63.77 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3581. | A.B.G (ahmed_burham_pro) | 63.75 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3582. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 63.73 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 3583. | UReal (chc39615) | 63.71 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3584. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 63.71 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3585. | Charmi (charmis) | 63.69 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3586. | Faris (silverskied) | 63.69 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3587. | BBB (beermindnor) | 63.68 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3588. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 63.67 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3589. | Xuân Bách (tranxuanbach) | 63.65 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 3590. | Pietro (ptx_) | 63.64 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3591. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 63.61 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3592. | banzaii (banzaiii) | 63.61 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3593. | Viru (virulentis) | 63.60 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 3594. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 63.58 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3595. | Vienna (sexystan69) | 63.58 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |