So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29063. | Varun (epic_vs) | 54.57 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 29064. | Chris (ctmusicnz) | 54.56 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 29065. | Manu (gnarley333) | 54.56 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 29066. | James (mysticalentity) | 54.56 | 92.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 29067. | Neado (kingfisher1991) | 54.56 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 29068. | Chris (notchris117) | 54.55 | 94.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 29069. | Joseph (joemcroe26) | 54.55 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 29070. | Kazer (kazer02) | 54.55 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 29071. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 54.55 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 29072. | Jere (jerehere) | 54.55 | 89% | 2016-10-29 |
| 29073. | Yuk1 (lotions1129) | 54.55 | 92% | 2014-09-28 |
| 29074. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 54.55 | 91% | 2011-05-10 |
| 29075. | Ryz (ryzw) | 54.54 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 29076. | Fiz (fiztick) | 54.54 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 29077. | Kenny (kenny7) | 54.54 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 29078. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 54.54 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
| 29079. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 54.53 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 29080. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 29081. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
| 29082. | SYC (xovxvox) | 54.53 | 90% | 2012-07-10 |
| 29083. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 54.53 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 29084. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 54.52 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 29085. | elias (elias404) | 54.52 | 96.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 29086. | PK (pkhou) | 54.52 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 29087. | yueting (yuetingtype) | 54.52 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 29088. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 54.52 | 90% | 2012-07-13 |
| 29089. | ashish (ashishroka) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 29090. | patrick (the_brucey) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 29091. | Dave (daviddatroll) | 54.51 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 29092. | Francisco (fanaya2001) | 54.51 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |