Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3326. | Gabriel (slenders) | 68.60 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3327. | arif (arif_islam) | 68.58 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3328. | John (avantegarden) | 68.58 | 93% | 2020-01-02 |
| 3329. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3330. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3331. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 68.55 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3332. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 68.51 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3333. | Do people have computers in... | 68.50 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3334. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 68.48 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3335. | Ryan (thief60) | 68.48 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 3336. | Goyo (goyo1) | 68.47 | 95% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3337. | 🐌 (adas291) | 68.47 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3338. | Darisch (darischmanswag) | 68.46 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3339. | Jebaited (barered278) | 68.44 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3340. | Francisco (thepotatoedpaco) | 68.43 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 3341. | sajjad (zazaal) | 68.43 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3342. | cignx (clamchowderco) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3343. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 68.42 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3344. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 68.41 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3345. | bryan (bryan1111) | 68.41 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3346. | Heemy (heemylo) | 68.39 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3347. | Ravi (ravi_rathor_) | 68.37 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3348. | Jessica (minnie5656) | 68.36 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3349. | sam (sambukit) | 68.32 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3350. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 68.31 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3351. | Colin (colinn02) | 68.30 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3352. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 68.29 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 3353. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 68.28 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3354. | | (canvaslol) | 68.25 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3355. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 68.25 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |