I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6774. | Brody (echo3006) | 95.13 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 6775. | Anders (anders) | 95.13 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 6776. | Nicolas (nicolapps) | 95.12 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6777. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 95.12 | 96.9% | 2025-04-03 |
| 6778. | Kazuhiko (kazuhiko4311) | 95.12 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 6779. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 95.12 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6780. | Ryan (bossmanryan) | 95.11 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 6781. | kamea (kamea) | 95.11 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 6782. | Ian (deanoid) | 95.11 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 6783. | Tony (naka__) | 95.11 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6784. | song (josephsong23) | 95.11 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 6785. | AP (shor) | 95.10 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6786. | Vasilis (billaras) | 95.10 | 98.7% | 2023-11-06 |
| 6787. | roasted boba (leoscarr) | 95.10 | 98% | 2024-01-26 |
| 6788. | Vincent (vinpiphany) | 95.10 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 6789. | Harry (expadz) | 95.10 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 6790. | Joe Joe (fartbringer) | 95.09 | 97% | 2023-12-09 |
| 6791. | Lil Mama (ckennedy07) | 95.09 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 6792. | Tom (minitom) | 95.09 | 97.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 6793. | terminelocity (terminelocity) | 95.09 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 6794. | Rhys (themyth955) | 95.08 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 6795. | James Harper (jamesharper566) | 95.08 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 6796. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 95.08 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 6797. | Alex (alex_602) | 95.07 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 6798. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 95.07 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 6799. | tootiemarlin710 (tm710) | 95.07 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 6800. | Zro (zroooo) | 95.07 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 6801. | Mr. (jayskeels) | 95.07 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 6802. | 2xkobe (2xkobe) | 95.06 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 6803. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 95.06 | 96.7% | 2023-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |