Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34023. | Nalin (nalin0079) | 45.55 | 90% | 2014-05-12 |
| 34024. | Fredrik (johndeux) | 45.55 | 91% | 2014-11-09 |
| 34025. | Jody (galaxy) | 45.55 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 34026. | Gerardo (sewingbunion9) | 45.54 | 93% | 2021-11-10 |
| 34027. | Syed (sohaib_01) | 45.54 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 34028. | Liem (liemlyquan) | 45.54 | 92% | 2012-09-08 |
| 34029. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 45.54 | 95% | 2013-08-31 |
| 34030. | Vibes (insidious_vibes) | 45.53 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 34031. | kirito (kirito1052) | 45.53 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 34032. | megan (megmeg808) | 45.53 | 94% | 2014-02-07 |
| 34033. | khai (io0oi) | 45.53 | 92% | 2012-04-24 |
| 34034. | Bobby (ricker) | 45.53 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 34035. | Elvira (clon241) | 45.53 | 93% | 2016-10-23 |
| 34036. | akio (akio) | 45.53 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 34037. | Rachel (rachel60627) | 45.52 | 88% | 2014-04-19 |
| 34038. | roshan (rowri) | 45.52 | 98% | 2012-07-04 |
| 34039. | Citrusberry (citrusberry) | 45.51 | 94% | 2013-05-26 |
| 34040. | Neil (neil_dudheker) | 45.51 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 34041. | Rajagopal (rajagopal_kumar) | 45.51 | 88% | 2014-07-21 |
| 34042. | Ian (ic0d) | 45.51 | 93% | 2018-07-31 |
| 34043. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.51 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 34044. | ducky (duckyboy0) | 45.51 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 34045. | Sean (snorps_) | 45.51 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 34046. | imran (ikhan826) | 45.51 | 95% | 2015-04-25 |
| 34047. | Vegito (vegito1997) | 45.50 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 34048. | Gold (goldagod) | 45.50 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 34049. | Ahmed (ahmed_99) | 45.50 | 93.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 34050. | Donnaliza (donna_donyaaa31) | 45.50 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 34051. | Bojan (skender) | 45.49 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 34052. | Gheorghe (alpha0) | 45.49 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |