The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8687. | mogh (mogh) | 92.03 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8688. | Isaac (neontrotsky) | 92.03 | 90% | 2015-11-13 |
| 8689. | Youtomia (youtomia) | 92.03 | 92% | 2012-07-02 |
| 8690. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 92.03 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8691. | knowagh (gnoweagh) | 92.02 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8692. | na (nanaracer) | 92.02 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8693. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8694. | Andy (gunwing54) | 92.02 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 8695. | Ian (holeyness) | 92.02 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 8696. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 92.01 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 8697. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 92.01 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8698. | Evan (evon_schmidt) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8699. | numdegased (numdegased) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 8700. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 92.01 | 93% | 2013-12-13 |
| 8701. | MawcDrums (mawcdrums) | 92.01 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 8702. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 92.01 | 97% | 2012-12-17 |
| 8703. | Eric (edang344) | 92.00 | 96% | 2016-11-03 |
| 8704. | Yadira (yadirairiz) | 92.00 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 8705. | Reap (phengwei) | 92.00 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8706. | kalski (kalski) | 92.00 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8707. | Cid (cidmctab) | 92.00 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 8708. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 91.99 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 8709. | Dylan (deedub) | 91.99 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| 8710. | Boyo (saiyasaclaser) | 91.97 | 96.5% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8711. | PizzaBeast (pizzabeast) | 91.97 | 93% | 2012-11-13 |
| 8712. | MC Pricing (mc_pricing) | 91.96 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8713. | Timothy (dingamer) | 91.96 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8714. | gob126 (gob126) | 91.96 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 8715. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 91.95 | 93% | 2012-07-30 |
| 8716. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 91.95 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |