So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8843. | Ethan (emlieber) | 88.24 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 8844. | boom-shakalaka (boomshakala... | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8845. | Rory O'Donohue (roryodonohu... | 88.23 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8846. | Felix (fezzry) | 88.23 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8847. | ( : (sadlifeswaglife) | 88.23 | 89% | 2014-02-05 |
| 8848. | Reigen (freebies25) | 88.23 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8849. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 88.23 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8850. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 88.22 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8851. | William (jitoyo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 8852. | Jutte (nescire) | 88.22 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 8853. | Zarius (zarius) | 88.22 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 8854. | Mata (dragon261) | 88.22 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8855. | Dave (dfonvielle) | 88.22 | 99% | 2012-12-10 |
| 8856. | CARL (carlkwan) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8857. | Anthony (eatmytypingdust) | 88.21 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8858. | lith (lithium332) | 88.21 | 90% | 2012-11-29 |
| 8859. | Elisabeth (liz4liz5) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-12-05 |
| 8860. | Mars (shintengin) | 88.20 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8861. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 88.20 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8862. | Jin (guojin99) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8863. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 88.20 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8864. | Laurence (lmaddox) | 88.20 | 98% | 2012-10-19 |
| 8865. | AFS (justcruzin) | 88.20 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8866. | Cid (cidmctab) | 88.20 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8867. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 88.19 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8868. | Dio (slado122) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8869. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 88.19 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 8870. | Ojas (sajo) | 88.19 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8871. | Haise (craftergod21) | 88.19 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 8872. | TuringTest (poweld) | 88.18 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |