Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3580. | Mazuki (mazukikayazaki) | 72.43 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3581. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 72.43 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3582. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 72.42 | 94% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3583. | Ricel (ricel) | 72.41 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3584. | Reese (reesezpiecez) | 72.39 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3585. | Susie (foxxbott) | 72.38 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3586. | Bog (bogleesh) | 72.37 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3587. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 72.36 | 95% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3588. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 72.36 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 3589. | Sarthak (mystic7) | 72.36 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3590. | Kenneth (htoob) | 72.36 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3591. | Ryan (rvdeyo) | 72.35 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3592. | Mary (marho17) | 72.35 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3593. | Dalton (rytin) | 72.34 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3594. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 72.34 | 96% | 2017-09-02 |
| 3595. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 72.32 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3596. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3597. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3598. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 72.29 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3599. | Raz (adashi) | 72.28 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3600. | Pepe (peperojel) | 72.25 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3601. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3602. | Eric (qwarts) | 72.23 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3603. | Jump (toadjump) | 72.23 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 3604. | dean (sadists) | 72.22 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 3605. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 72.22 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3606. | Ishaan (ishaan600) | 72.21 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3607. | Mo (moedd) | 72.21 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3608. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 72.20 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3609. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 72.20 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |