As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12877. | Dig (digbo) | 77.09 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 12878. | Vu (vutran04) | 77.08 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 12879. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 12880. | Angelina (noangelinano) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12881. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 77.08 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 12882. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 77.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 12883. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 77.08 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 12884. | Meeks (eekms) | 77.07 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 12885. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 12886. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 12887. | amoz r (amoz11) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 12888. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 12889. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.06 | 97.1% | 2023-08-02 |
| 12890. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 77.06 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12891. | Bluey (blu_ey) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12892. | Tim (euclid221) | 77.06 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
| 12893. | jaden (k0aster) | 77.05 | 95.4% | 2025-03-25 |
| 12894. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 77.05 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12895. | Gabe (glevine12) | 77.05 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 12896. | Sharifa (sharifajpg) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 12897. | k (kenblu24) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 12898. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 77.05 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 12899. | TEA_R (jms2587) | 77.04 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12900. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 77.04 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12901. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 77.04 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12902. | Abylay (ablking) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 12903. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 77.04 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 12904. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 77.04 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12905. | HighestTree (highesttree) | 77.04 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12906. | Farhad (farhadkm) | 77.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |