As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9954. | Sierra (spak) | 83.13 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9955. | NancyLou (nancylou) | 83.13 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 9956. | Manu (manuruz) | 83.13 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9957. | Bailey (baileyeet) | 83.13 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9958. | LEKOLUL TYPES SHT (lekolul1) | 83.13 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 9959. | Ansar (paxaq) | 83.12 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9960. | jesper (anneflank) | 83.12 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9961. | concheese (concheese) | 83.12 | 98.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9962. | Phan Quoc (fabregastiti) | 83.12 | 91% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9963. | Max (maxcampman) | 83.11 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9964. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 83.11 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 9965. | Alfie (alfalfascouting) | 83.11 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
| 9966. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 83.11 | 99% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9967. | Ishita (ishi17) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 9968. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 83.10 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9969. | Arman (yesenarman) | 83.10 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 9970. | Sunheart (sunheart) | 83.09 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 9971. | Spencer (fruitypebbles_) | 83.09 | 95% | 2025-01-02 |
| 9972. | Frankie (frankie2006) | 83.09 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9973. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 83.09 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9974. | [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... | 83.09 | 95% | 2017-04-10 |
| 9975. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 83.08 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9976. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 83.08 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9977. | Miya (mnehus) | 83.08 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 9978. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 83.08 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 9979. | Phu (thanhphu13112001) | 83.07 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 9980. | abika (abikadika) | 83.06 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9981. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9982. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 83.06 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 9983. | Toee (mg_toe) | 83.05 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |