I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1658. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 89.70 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 1659. | St Emma (st_chibita) | 89.69 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 1660. | SMhd (smhd) | 89.67 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 1661. | Janis (vigilante434) | 89.66 | 98.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1662. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 89.65 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1663. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.64 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1664. | Treffig (treffig) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1665. | Francisco Amat (saryon) | 89.54 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1666. | Koupka (koupka) | 89.52 | 97.1% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1667. | Mike (mike_121) | 89.51 | 97.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 1668. | Bill (obamayang420) | 89.50 | 96.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1669. | Ziluri (ziluri) | 89.50 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 1670. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 89.49 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 1671. | Lucas (vysclucas) | 89.48 | 97% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1672. | sophi (vuroki) | 89.46 | 96.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 1673. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 89.45 | 97.5% | 2024-11-17 |
| 1674. | chxx_25 (chxx_25) | 89.43 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1675. | JK (jrkeano) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1676. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 89.41 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1677. | Ansar (paxaq) | 89.38 | 97.3% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1678. | Doom (doomtime1456) | 89.36 | 97.4% | 2024-10-30 |
| 1679. | Lazar (lazer123) | 89.35 | 97.3% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1680. | Blac (nice_tea) | 89.35 | 96.7% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1681. | twitch.tv/dsurallod (dsural... | 89.32 | 97% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1682. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 89.30 | 97.7% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1683. | lol (iknowright) | 89.30 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1684. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 89.28 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 1685. | march (aarchmapril) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1686. | haniel monki (ivious) | 89.19 | 95.2% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1687. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.19 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |