So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27922. | Jan (jmm_1) | 56.34 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
27923. | Alain (sherekahn) | 56.34 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
27924. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 56.34 | — | 2010-03-31 |
27925. | Any (varimon) | 56.34 | — | 2009-10-17 |
27926. | Yuta (aketchmouse) | 56.33 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
27927. | Julian (juliansmile) | 56.33 | 94% | 2017-07-21 |
27928. | Erik Nusdon (enkronidus) | 56.33 | 89% | 2013-05-30 |
27929. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 56.33 | 92% | 2011-09-18 |
27930. | Cumbledore (cumbledore) | 56.33 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
27931. | md. yeasin (shovan642) | 56.33 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
27932. | wireman (gensetman) | 56.33 | 93% | 2013-11-14 |
27933. | my dude (my_dude_) | 56.32 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
27934. | le (ladzgo) | 56.32 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
27935. | Hexagrammum16 (hexagrammum_16) | 56.32 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
27936. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 56.32 | — | 2010-12-27 |
27937. | cy chan (cy1986) | 56.32 | 99% | 2011-06-25 |
27938. | xu (chienxu) | 56.31 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
27939. | Tang (tangvt97) | 56.31 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
27940. | Jano (janolaw) | 56.31 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
27941. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 56.31 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
27942. | Henry (henrysimon) | 56.31 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
27943. | Lam (lamlam1987) | 56.31 | 90% | 2011-09-23 |
27944. | a (alonso_) | 56.31 | — | 2009-11-30 |
27945. | Dickerson Do Dough (yoboidi... | 56.31 | 93% | 2017-04-08 |
27946. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 56.31 | 94% | 2013-05-18 |
27947. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 56.31 | 94% | 2013-11-17 |
27948. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 56.30 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
27949. | K (chhan) | 56.30 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
27950. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 56.30 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
27951. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 56.30 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |